ByTheBook

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG OF '09:

touchingthehorizon:

IS IT KANYE WEST AND HIS SHENANIGANS OR DOES THE TITLE GOTO TIGER WOODS AND HIS MILLIONS OF HOE’S?

You be the judge.

Tiger Woods. Kanye is hilarious. Tiger Woods is just a dumb douchebag.

bottomlipsandfingertips:

do you have an actual formspring page? i want to add you :) -bythebook

Being as I have no clue what you’re talking about, no I don’t think so.

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?682249-3nl1dr4tP7

k, i just looked into it. your formspring is like, a random one you made, mine is an account on the formspring website. no big deal.

i know what i'm doing tomorrow, and it's going to make everyone hate me. : D

(via puddlemereunited)

I WON’T HATE YOU

I’LL PROBABLY JUST LAUGH

I want the world to end in 2012.

puddlemereunited:

trytorealize:

bythebook:

I mean, it would be perfect. I’d never have to put up with society’s bullshit ever again, and I would be free of EVERYTHING. Not to mention, it wouldn’t matter about me missing out on so many life experiences and never seeing my friends again because I’d be dead, and unable to care. Everybody else would be dead too, so they couldn’t miss me. It’s so flawless.

but what if you want to do a lot of shit before you die… and then you can’t within a three/two year span? like stuff you’d have to only be able to do if you are legally an adult… :(

and maybe, not die a virgin or something but aren’t ready to lose your virginity (not necessarily applying to me but just in general popped into my head)

or stuff you’d have to build up to before you do something, like prepare yourself for a special scuba diving trip but you’d need all the training and such.

oh my god. i just hugely panicked.

i agree with cole, because i really only ever had 3 things i wanted to accomplish before i die, and i’ve done them somehow.

Natalie, none of that shit matters, we’ll be dead, we can’t care. Sure, I’d miss out, but what does it matter, I’m dead.

puddlemereunited:

bythebook:

puddlemereunited:

blackshocks:

puddlemereunited:

I deserve someone that I will mean the whole world to.

and someday you will find that this person does not exist in reality. You will lie to yourself saying that this is true just as he will when you fall for each other. But he does not really exist. I’m sorry I’m a realist, what can I say.

you obviously don’t know.

jon, you’re wrong. i’m not just picking an argument, i’m not just siding with serena. you’re just incorrect.

HEY COLE, I BROUGHT YOUR POSTER TODAY, AND I SAVED A CUPCAKE FOR YOU, BUT YOU WERE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND ;_; So Amanda got the cupcake instead because it would be gross and stale. Your poster, however, is safe in my locker : 3

awwe, that’s so sweet of you. i was in the theatre, filming the karaoke thing. tomorrow i’ll be on a field trip from 7:30 until the end of school, and then thursday/friday i’m doing sound for the dance show at lunch, so you’ll only see me in the morning on thursday/friday. i might be able to get the poster then. THANK YOUUU :D